Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009
Get the Tortilla armsmug. The act of secretly throwing many corn and/or flour tortillas on somebody’s lawn. Tortillaing is just like TP-ing someone’s house but with tortillas instead!
This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
The tortilla bandits went tortillaing every week for months until everyone in their class had gotten tortillas on their lawn!
by tortillabandit21 October 23, 2020
Get the Tortillaingmug. by frogggggiieee August 1, 2022
Get the Tortilla Chipmug. When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.
I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.
by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020
Get the Sloppy tortillamug. by Openglock November 22, 2023
Get the Foreskin Tortilla Saucemug. by lebumdum March 7, 2022
Get the Cock and ball tortillamug. Step 1 roll shit out into a thin sheet, cut into 8 triangles and repeat.
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
Step 2 bake in oven until crisped
Step 3 mix day 1 menstrual blood with 3 tablespoons of dick cheese before inserting back into the vagina.
Serving suggestions
Dip shit chips directly into vagina for best flavor
Otherwise slide chips into foreskin of her sexual partner immediately after coitus and enjoy!
After a long night of tortilla chippin i was left with a sore dick and sheets that smelled like a music festival porta potty.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
Get the Tortilla chippinmug.