net-titties

When you go on netflix in search of porn.

Mom: Hey son, what is "swallow my sock 15"?

Son: What?

Mom: Its on the netflix video history!

Son: shit! Why did i net-titties

by Jake1111111 June 18, 2011

EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.

*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018

Neighbour Net

Slang / Technical term used to describe an accessible wireless network which does not belong to you, often belonging to your neghbours or a local business etc

"I'm on Neighbour Net at the moment cause our internet is cut off"

by Prince_Of_Narnia September 3, 2009

dolphin in the net

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.

i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing

by mike22232 March 14, 2009

net slap

a term of virtual endearment, usually being a virtual slap upside the head for inappropriate behavior or badly timed comments much like a zing

p: i like trucks with big tires
d: thats what she said
p: net slap

by blessedbeatnik February 22, 2011

Mosquito Net

Similar to the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net is a device worn by women on the breast. However, unlike the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, the mosquito net serves no conceivable purpose, as it is placed on top of small breasts (mosquito bites) and thus has nothing to hold up.

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend left her over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at my house yesterday!

Dan: My girlfriend did that once, but that mosquito net fit right in my shirt pocket.

Bob: Why do they even make those?

Dan: To make my life harder.

by Gingersnap1234 March 3, 2010

wharf net

A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.

Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.

by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012