When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!
by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010
Get the The Bright Ideamug. Just went through a bottle of red stag i’m feelin Bright
“C-Muggy how you feelin”. I’m feelin bright.
“C-Muggy how you feelin”. I’m feelin bright.
by Nilloc Htiffirg June 19, 2022
Get the feelin brightmug. Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025
Get the Dr. Jack Brightmug. The act of forcing a group of people around to someone elses house, whilst not actually turning up themselves.
Man, Jerry is such a dick. He's bright parking Tom's house tonight. I hope it's a cool party, but still...
by Talatat March 20, 2011
Get the bright parkingmug. by SonixCB June 22, 2019
Get the Connor Brightmug. When you get high and eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. The resulting bowel movement is considered a bright drop. Same context if a pet or loved one does the same.
My cat ate the tinsel off the Christmas tree and I have to clean the bright drops from the litter box.
by Bright dropper February 21, 2024
Get the bright dropmug. Isaac bright. isaac is bright. bright. like a light. like the sun. like his future son. his name will be magnificent. like one of his fathers best friend xristian. idk I'm high. hello to who ever is reading this. hopefully you are having consistent sex with someone of decent looks.
Isaac bright is bright. the most memorable name ever. hopefully he will be remembered more than hitler. oh and when I wrote this, Isaac was dating Alliah, take out the i and it's Allah. Allah Akbar bitches.
by jacobitch May 18, 2019
Get the isaac brightmug.