Oliver

A premature Danish boy that gets rejected by Thor’s hammer. Every time.
If only he was as good at picking up hammers as he is at knowing the word for ‘tits’ in every language.

“Oh look it’s Oliver!”
“Yeah, he couldn’t pick up the hammer once again.”

by Jar of wisdom February 14, 2018

Oliver

Oliver is a common nickname to someone who really loves cars. This is because a lot of car companies have atleast one guy called Oliver in their staff team.

Guy 1: Did you see that guy looking at the car?
Guy 2: Yeah that dude definetely was an Oliver

by Squibble Kibble May 27, 2018

Oliv

Oliv, someone who can't control themselves. They are crazier than a cat lady. They are often scared of closed doors and love touching and biting people butts, they also have slime fetishes and sometimes give wet willlies. Her looks can be deceiving because although she may look cute and cuddly if you get close you will regret it. She's got a good nose though.

OMG I wasn't expecting her to be an Oliv, she looks so cute

by pedosnfelcd June 3, 2018

Oliver

A literal sack of potatoes and is completely useless

Here comes that dumbass Oliver

by TheFakeDuckNorris June 6, 2019

Olive

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"Olive"
"Olive who"
"Olive you"

Olive... ^^

by Hellooooosexyladies July 21, 2017

Oliver

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick

Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!

by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022

Oliver

Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them

You want to be an Oliver

by hauxxxx December 30, 2020