have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

by samves January 20, 2017

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

Honey Bunches of Oats

A gay person who is stereotypically straight

You're gay, but you look so fricking straight tho? Oh you must be a honey bunches of oats.

by SomeUnholyWhoreMan March 26, 2024

Toasted Oat

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”

by cockmcstuffins May 5, 2021

Oat

Of All Time

“Trypophobia is the most misunderstood phobia OAT !!”

by waaaamy August 3, 2025

oat

a sea vessel that can get you across water, easily confused with a boat but it’s an oat!

That’s a beautiful oat on the lake!

by jen03 September 13, 2021