have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

by samves January 20, 2017

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

Oated

The ultimate definition of strength; goated x20.

Boy: "woah, DaBaby spit some bars right there!"
Me: "yeah he's pretty oated ngl."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

gnarly oats

A much cooler and more obscure alternative to “cool beans”

Gonna shred the gnar with my geezers bro, it’ll be gnarly oats.

by Xvillagewitchx May 13, 2022

Pass the oats my brother

Passing an illegal substance

(Drugs) pass the oats my brother

by IsisMutherFawker February 14, 2018

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017