dip tour

The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.

After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.

by Keturah November 20, 2009

Tour Stink

The smell generated by a musician after a week or so on the road without washing the clothes that they have been constantly wearing.

"Dude, Angus really smells funky".

"I know - its at least a week's worth of tour stink"

by toroboy December 17, 2009

goin on tour

When you rent a uhaul and drive to an undisclosed location to purchase and transport narcotics.

we were scheduled to be "goin on tour" in june in the bay.

by ChiChi French February 15, 2009

Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.

I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!

by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013

Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.

There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour

by pem0488 April 6, 2019

hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.

That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.

by K$Gl123 August 28, 2019

The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020