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No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!
by Astr0n0va December 5, 2017
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Ran the Princeton Offense

Another term for anal sex. Princeton basketball is famous for running an offense that enables them to get back door lay up 2 point baskets.
We decided against traditional sex last night and instead we ran the Princeton offense.

I spread it out and Ran the Princeton offense.
by ponzi_joe July 17, 2013
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Offensitivity

The state of being perpetually offended and overly sensitive to the views or statements of others. Afflicts major segments of the American populace.
One cannot say anything without someone getting upset. The American public suffers from a bad case of offensitivity.
by LadyBos July 25, 2016
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triangle offense

a sexual saying.
meaning.. a guy will be hitting a womans vaginal left wall, then take it up.. knock the bottom out.. then bring it to the right wall.. then bring it back across to the left wall. technically making the shape of a triangle.. hitting all of her major points.
"yo, i got that triangle offense boo" or "tonight ima be giving shorty that triangle offense ya digg?"
by C.Mo January 12, 2008
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Offense

to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"
by courthouse September 11, 2013
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Offense spending

The enormous budget of the Pentagram in DC. It is used to put troops in 120 nations in 700 bases. It is justified with continuous scare tactics of bin Boogeyman and underwear bombers.
The Repukes want to cut government spending but refuse to cut Offense spending.
by Kopernikus November 7, 2010
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offensivism

The act of looking to be offended, regardless of the intent of the offending party.
Watch what you say online, because the trolls of offensivism will find a way to be offended and then attack your person
by Grumpy old Nerd May 12, 2018
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