hitter

1. a person who hits a ball with a bat, racket, stick, etc. to score runs or points in a game.
2. a barber who is absolutely amazing at cutting hair.
3. a hair trimmer which cuts super sharp and eats hair for breakfast when balding out or detailing. Also known as a 'httr' for short in the barber community because of 'httr' the barber brand.

What a great hitter. He scored several runs!
The barber is a hitter bro. Look how fine my hair is!
These trimmers are fire bro! They are hitters!
(also - These trimmers hit hard bro!)

by httrman September 26, 2023

Front hitters

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.

Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.

Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself

by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Hepi-Hitter

Someone who uses needles to shoot up drugs (usually heroin). Another word for a Junkie

*Hepi as referring to Hepatitis which you can get from dirty needles

Kate’s boyfriend is a fuckin hepi-hitter, can you believe that shit!

by Lambee August 23, 2022

Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles

Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022