by B-rad1 May 13, 2008
by Hehehehahahahah June 14, 2017
by Tiny atom September 24, 2016
Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
by Superlicks February 09, 2010
The act of ingesting hydrocodone compounds and proceeding to have a consensual gay chat session with your friend, however neither of you are gay (potentially closeted though, or bi-curious).
by The Wax November 20, 2012
The couple of bits of bog roll you throw in to prevent backsplash before dropping the kids off at the pool
bro 1: damn, I gotta unload the groceries real bad
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
by eddie would go March 02, 2020
This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!
by barber6 July 13, 2009