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baby tuba

the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
damn im in the middle of such a bad baby tuba right now!
by kaboobless. May 18, 2009
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turn your bitch into a tuba

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.

Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
You know after the competition I'm gonna turn your bitch into a tuba.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019
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Fallopian Tuba

'Upon closer inspection of Jada's gristly twat lips, the student gynaecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking'
by Herbie Dongsporran January 8, 2024
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TUBA

If something is annoying and frustrating it can be described as TUBA or UBA depending on the context
by TUBA Enthusiast November 4, 2025
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Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins
Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot
by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020
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Skin Tuba

the art of while eating ass, you begin to blow, as if you are giving them a raspberry but on their asshole. the other partner will then make Tuba sounds like from the song from veggietales
me and my girl just finished watching a classical movie, inspired me to play the Skin tuba
by FaggimusPrime November 25, 2025
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Fallopian Tuba

‘Upon closer inspection of Jada’s gristly twat lips, the student ginecologist was rendered motionless from a fringe parting fallopian tuba. The noisome gust evoked decades of repeated dicking’.
by Herbie Dongsporran January 29, 2024
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