I'd knock the back out of that!

Said about a sexually appealing woman, with whom you would be very eager to have sex.

To explain the metaphor: you may be a little too vigorous, and push your penis all the way through her, hence, knocking the back out of her... Obviously not physically possible, but a good, although rather crude, metaphor

Guy A: Phwoar, Check her out, what a stunner!
Guy B: God yeah, I'd knock the back out of that!

by Dr Mox April 16, 2007

I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008

i'd verb her noun

Most commonly used when a man sees a women who is attractive. A general term that is most often used when a man wants to have sex with a woman. Can also be used by women, such as "I'd verb his noun."

Peter: Dude check out Cindy!
Chuck: Holy shit! I'd verb her noun.

by Walcherina July 1, 2008

I'd Pee In Her Butt

A girl walks down the street and she is very Sexy/Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone her, you say, "I'd Pee in her butt".

Bob: "Damn look at her she is hot:
Me: "Yeah I would pee in her but"

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

I'd knock the dust off of that

I'd fuck that old lady

When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."

by Cheap man April 18, 2016

I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.

Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.

by Astrothegreat January 13, 2015

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009