Filter Fiend

A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.

"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"

"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."

by The Reaver May 4, 2014

filter water

Adding water to the filter to get any leftover residue that did not get sucked up into the syringe.

Im starting to get sick, let me get that filter water.

by 7im September 27, 2017

Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine

That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.

by LeviiLightning June 11, 2010

Queef filter

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017