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nissan juke

A car by Japanese manufacturer Nissan. A cheap SUV with a tiny engine which is very over worked with producing 190BHP. Its design is very peculiar and asymmetric which probably gave its name. Instead of being called the Nissan PUKE, they decided to give it a more market friendly name such as the Nissan JUKE.
Friend 1: Hey brother from another mother. Do you see that Nissan Juke there on the street?

Friend 2: Yea I do see that PUKE mate, those fenders look like gypsy balls.
by XXMetodZ November 9, 2010
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Nissan Cube

Nissan's successful attempt at designing a vehicle uglier than the Scion XB.
When I see a Nissan Cube, I get an urge to smash the wrap-around rear window so that the owner will have to go to the dealership and pay $3000 to get it replaced.
by Mr. Ferrari October 6, 2009
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Nissan

1st off, everyone who mad a definition for this word seemed to have some kind of wrong Information added in. If nissan made "watered down" cars then why is my KA24DET with just a Garrett T28 better than an SR20. Someone said Nissan's are more common than shoes, this isn't true either unless we're talking about Sentras. Same with "run of the mill automobile" WTF was that guy thinking? Also Nissan's aren't an Infiniti for the cheapskate, you moron, Infiniti's are Nissans, Infiniti's are overpriced Nissan, The Infiniti G35 is a Nissan Skyline 350GT, the Infiniti G20 is a Nissan Primera and the Infiniti I30 is a Nissan Cefiro. And for Honda fag fanboi with the first definition, Toyota's are the Japanese cars that have rust like cancer, how dumb are you. Oh wait you think Honda's are more reliable anyway.
My Nissan KA24DET with a T28 and stock internals make 300rwhp on 10psi of boost

I was driving my Nissan 240sx the other day, I saw a MarkIII Supra at a stoplight and he was revving his car. I would have raced him but his car was rusted out pretty bad, I didn't want his chassis to split apart from the launch
by johnjohnfourtwenty April 21, 2011
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Nissan patrol

Commonly owned by men, tough as balls. Best 4x4 that does sick dose's
"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"
by Theleegenddherself October 14, 2017
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nissan

Makes Tight ass Drift carz such as Silvia. And other Dope cars such as Skylines and Zs
Johnathan has a Tight ass Nissan Silvia that he Drifts.
by PS13DoRiFuTaGOD March 12, 2003
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nadsat

meaning a slang term (used for a clockwork orange... that crazy crazy book)
devotchka is nadsat for a girl/woman, whereas malchick is nadsat for a guy/man.
by cathy pacheco February 18, 2004
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Niddar wheel

noun, countable
a situation in which no matter how hard you try to push your brain to the limit, you cannot solve any situation because you run around in circles and get nowhere like a hamster
1) The damn Korean boy is forever spinning his Niddar wheels.
2) A defeatist response to Korea's miserable history makes him spin his Niddar wheel at a furious speed.
by Abajian October 13, 2005
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