When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.
Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.
by snoopdawgio December 6, 2018

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.
by DrLongschlong April 22, 2021

The act of inserting heavy cream into ones anus and a man churning it with his penis until he ejaculates.
by Theodore Foreskin July 5, 2025

A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.
Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.
by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.
After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.
by daddydeals March 14, 2025

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
