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Jesus Nectar 

Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.
Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?

Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
Jesus Nectar by Nerdrow November 11, 2010

Face Nectar 

The semen substance covering a woman's face and neck.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Oh dude, I gave her some face nectar."
Face Nectar by jvd01 December 31, 2011

Face Nectar 

The act of covering a woman's face and neck with semen.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Oh dude, it was awesome, I face nectar."
Face Nectar by jvd01 December 31, 2011

Cupcake Nectar 

When you add milk to the last of the cupcake batter and drink it as a beverage. Tends to have the same consistency as eggnog.
"Can I lick the bowl?" "No, I'm using the rest to make cupcake nectar."
Cupcake Nectar by CAJellyfish September 6, 2013

ghetto nectar 

I made some ghetto nectar today.
ghetto nectar by SamTheMan10 April 27, 2014

table nectar 

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar