nard

nerd

yo g cant believe you touched my willy you nard

by kdot2smok3y November 14, 2020

Nard

Piece of shit

"You're a nard!"

by Annesofie_1018 June 5, 2017

nard nuggets

like say shit balls or oh shit

Oh nard nuggets I missed the shot in 8 Ball

by mr. chilly7 June 15, 2018

Nard

A verbal reaction to something distressing or unpleasing. Often used similarly to how one would use "Nahhhhhh" in a sentence.

With Nard:
"Oh nard, what the fuck?"
Without Nard:
"Oh nah, what the fuck?"

Dude 1: Dude I got a 46 on my fucking biology test, I'm cooked!
Dude 2: Nard, rest in peace, brah.

Dude 1: I think I had a hard Bitcoin miner imbedded in my Window's install.

Dude 2: Oh nard.

Dude 1: Bro the game is legit 250gb like hell I have fucking space.
Dude 2: Nard.

Dude 1: That teacher got arrested for feeling up some girl's tan line.
Dude 2: Nard!!!! What the fuck??

by Hecking Degenerate February 15, 2024

Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

Nard

A sexy good waking gym boy🥶🤤great hair and overall perfect in every way🤩 A great example of a nard is Rosa Parks

OMG Bryce Hall is such a nard he is a gym and he’s just so perfect!

by Addy phillips February 5, 2022