nuts

the male reproductive organs.
nuts (testies) where the jizz and sperm are kept
nuts stay outside when the WONG goes in!
vulnerable to itch
my nuts are very itchy.
by dabomberall1 December 31, 2011
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Nut

She's pregnant so he can nut in her all day without a worry.
by thecleaner1984 July 4, 2012
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the nuts

the bollox
That pizza was the nuts!
by ScootMaster Scamp February 4, 2004
mugGet the the nutsmug.

Nutting

NUTTING \ NUH-ting \ adjective;

The act of passing out whilst trying to formulate a response to basic conversation.
"Dude, I asked him what he did on the weekend and he sat there for 2 full minutes before he pulled a Nutting!"
by Ohaithere March 21, 2009
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Nutting

The act of tricking sessi members into googling blue waffles or two girls one cup .
I nuttingly suggested they Google
by SESSI May 12, 2020
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Nut

One of the first steps of human reproduction. This process occurs when male sex hormones become stimulated, where as semen is shot out of the penis and insert into the uterus or some other unfortunate places.
Dang this is kinda hot. Don't mind if I just, nut.
by LazyB0i February 6, 2019
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nutted

nutted shotting white urine all over the couch
the dog nutted on the couch that means it will be white forever
by jeffis May 7, 2019
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