Nicho Senses

A nonexistent belief that people named Nicho have a sense similarly to Spider-man, making it possible for them to sense the location of nearby friends.

Madi: Nicho, use your Nicho Senses to find Mallory!!
Nicho: Madi, Nicho Senses don’t exist.

by Sh4dowBe4rd February 19, 2019

Common sense

Something that helps a minority of people in situations to use logic to get out of said situation.

Commen sense is not so commen.
That train is coming for me, I should move.

by Gabriel March 21, 2005

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

sense makes that

a dick responce to someone who said something that made no sense

person 1: at least i can afford ankle socks person 2: sense makes that

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

Common sense

Something everybody on the internet lacks

Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018

Sinjid Sense

Shogoa Sinjid's 'gut-feelings'...
Often correct, though not ALL the time..

My SINJID SENSE tells me she's going to leave him for his sister...

by Sinjid March 10, 2005