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Sense-of-toast

"A sense of toast.."

1.Instinct,Impulse,Gut-feeling.

2.An understanding of logic or a logical understanding of knowledge/ the universe.
1."I got a sense-of-toast on this.."
(I have a feeling about this..)

2."That guy has a keen sense-of-toast with computers.."
(That guy has a deep / strong understanding of computers..)

3."To have a sense of toast."
(To be technically minded.)
by sMiLeY February 5, 2005
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Common sense

Something that helps a minority of people in situations to use logic to get out of said situation.
Commen sense is not so commen.
That train is coming for me, I should move.
by Gabriel March 21, 2005
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connor sense

It’s a term used in the Boston area for snowflakes that don’t know better but try their best to bullshit they know is going on.
His Connor Sense was so strong that he couldn’t find the ruler under his nose.
by Namejs January 13, 2019
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shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
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Common sense

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.
The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Condum Sense

If you want to have fun in bed but you don't want another kid use condum sense.
Person 1: I dont want another kid we have enough

Person 2: Well then use tour condum sense
by Gamenird123 August 13, 2018
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