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Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016
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Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
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Murk

To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.
Ryan: Man, I could easily murk Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol.
Mark: Amen!
by CEO of Screaming December 19, 2021
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Murk

The mark-ass busta that tried to pay me $30 in change for a half G was chased down and murked.
by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014
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Murk

The act of bring complete and total fuckingshitup upon a your enemies and anyone who stands in your way.
If the pizza doesn't get here by the time im done jerking off into this chucky doll, I will MURK every last motherfucker in this blockbuster!
by Ponchothepaperbag March 21, 2019
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murk shottem

A real street nigga that earned his name trappin' and gun clappin'. One who is not to be trifled with, underestimated or offended. Respected everywhere he go, long live his Bankroll. Personal friend of Gucci Mane.
Murk Shottem got the whole hood on froze. Murk ,gangsta, Gucci Mane
by Murk Shottem February 14, 2017
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Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game
"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"
by Greazy954 February 24, 2022
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