To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019

To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.
by CEO of Screaming December 19, 2021

by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014

The act of bring complete and total fuckingshitup upon a your enemies and anyone who stands in your way.
If the pizza doesn't get here by the time im done jerking off into this chucky doll, I will MURK every last motherfucker in this blockbuster!
by Ponchothepaperbag March 21, 2019

A real street nigga that earned his name trappin' and gun clappin'. One who is not to be trifled with, underestimated or offended. Respected everywhere he go, long live his Bankroll. Personal friend of Gucci Mane.
by Murk Shottem February 14, 2017

by Greazy954 February 24, 2022
