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Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
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Murk

/mərk/
Verb
past tense: murked; present gangsta participle: murkin'

1. To murder
2. To maim

3. To decimate a foo so bad that the very fabric of their DNA has unraveled leaving a puddle of their former body upon the floor.
by FlexGod420 August 21, 2020
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To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.
Ryan: Man, I could easily murk Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol.
Mark: Amen!
by CEO of Screaming December 19, 2021
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Murk will now stand for jacking someone off according to half a dozen kids online.
Damn Sarah just murked Ronny last night
by Sir. Jack-alot June 6, 2018
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the act of fatally beating someone to the point of no return
Hey you bitch, keep talking shit and i’ll murk you.
by peteah wolf April 8, 2021
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dirt murks

ratchet ugly male or female stinky hygiene overall disgusting
by KK💗 May 14, 2015
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I dropped my fuckin taco on my way home.
Thats a murk
by White Jackie Chan April 21, 2019
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