Musketeer

One of the (possibly 3) bitches on you.

Morphology: "Got 3 bitches on me like the 3 Musketeers"

"Ay man I got this Musketeer that won't stop snapping me"

by Sir Truman September 9, 2020

Pack My Musket

When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.

Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!

by musketeer69 January 8, 2019

Music City Musket Loader

When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"

My Husband gave me a Music City Musket Loader last night... My pus is still on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JDMKNASH January 12, 2022

musketeer

a shot which includes one 3rd whiskey, vodka and jag.

bartender, "what can i get you guys"
girls, "we would like 3 musketeers"
bartender, "comming right up"

by mcollege October 26, 2010

muneet

great guy, struggles with texting and making coherent sentences

"that text makes no sense, must be muneet"

by boohoorawmonster November 30, 2017

percy poppin jigga munketrester

see "beat back big hug metamucil powder"

look at that fat crakka

by Tom April 20, 2003

butt musket

A butt musket is the art of eating whole meatballs and firing them out of your asshole.

Dinner was good lastnight marge but I've been firing the old butt musket all day.

by monkey spunkk December 8, 2010