pocket munch

when your blackberry with the screen muncher app munches at an inappropriate time, and the chewing noise made from said app draws attention from all around.

*pocket munch occurs*

teacher: what was that!
kid 1: oh that was just jacks blackberry pocket munching
jack: god damn it..

by dondeestawaldo May 27, 2011

carpet munch

To perform oral sex on a female. Eat the vagina

My girl didn't shower this week and she wants me to carpet munch.

by kLoWn May 23, 2006

rug munching

Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet

i think that girl likes a good rug munching

by Hoogy October 17, 2008

lag munch

Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.

"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"

by Mr.Xbox January 15, 2009

Portal Munching

when you cross over into the 4th dimension by going to town on the brown (mouth wise).

I don't know what happened to dave, lately he's been so distant, it's almost as if he's not one of us since he went...Portal Munching.

by bryan savage April 30, 2009

Credit Munch

You are on the credit munch if you are combating the credit crunch by producing low cost tasty food on a budget.

"When you go shopping tonight don't forget that we are in the credit munch"

"credit munch dinner tonight kids !"

by ChicGriff March 21, 2009

bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

by Sammy_O May 9, 2007