Dirty Muffler

When a hot chick sits on your face and farts; drowns out moans and/or screams.

I was 69'ing with Kim when she sat up and gave me a "Dirty Muffler".

by Big L 11968 November 13, 2011

Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.

I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.

by Truckster38 December 5, 2021

fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty

dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

Dirty Muffler

The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!

by freaknasty1 June 25, 2010

cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015

Muffler

A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.

That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!

by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010