oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea

The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement

by SickRN February 03, 2017

Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.

I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.

by Truckster38 December 06, 2021

fart muffler

an acronym for ass or butt or booty

dude, keep your fart muffler out of my face

by SAN2LAX March 09, 2005

Dirty Muffler

The act of farting while you have chicken grease (mixture of butthole sweat and leftover poop) between your thighs.

Guy 1: Whats that smell?

Guy 2: haha that was my dirty muffler!

by freaknasty1 June 19, 2010

cunt muffler

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

by sarahjeanne November 24, 2004

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 12, 2015

South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn February 01, 2024