muffin

A puppet mule of old Television fame.

Muffin the mule.

by Rankin June 15, 2004

muffin

a cupcake without icing...hence a bald cupcake.

Muffins are just bald cupcakes.

by Koinu-chan March 29, 2009

muffin

see extacy
muffin-->roll-->extacy

"hey dude, do you know where i can grab some muffins"

by betterthanall November 3, 2003

muffin

a tea-bag executed by a lady

Sara totally just muffined your corpse.

by jacob pederson April 29, 2008

muffin

A girls pussy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

by Diego August 18, 2003

muffin

muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.

I like muffins! We had muffins last night.
Home-made muffins
Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex)
Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)

by ataranlen September 7, 2006

muffins

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

by Peterson McBee October 10, 2005