Muddy tractor

When you motorboat a person's butt cheeks

Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.

by Indy Andy jones November 20, 2021

muddy pony

similar to reverse cowgirl, but the penetration is anal.

sheila was on her period so we did the muddy pony instead.

by soiledbrown February 28, 2011

Muddy marsh

Involves a human tongue, at least two fingers, a bearded trapper and some hand goop.

I still feel squishy after that round of muddy marsh.

by mhpbutnot November 30, 2018

muddy pearl

When you ejaculate in the anus and they fart a jizz bubble.

You should've seen the muddy pearl she blew last night!

by 6dudes1cabin April 8, 2022

The Muddy Mississippi

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock

I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,

by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 16, 2010

muddy catepillar

when a man shits his pants so bad that it moves to the front and gets his dick and balls all muddy.

nurses sometimes have to clean up muddy catepillars.

by Michelle and Laura August 6, 2007

muddy puck

Anal sex when the act is performed while watching a televised hockey game, particularly in Canada.

While wathcing the All Star game, I muddy pucked my lady.

by Muddy P January 26, 2009