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Trail of tears memorial movement 

A movement that seeks to construct a new memorial to the American genocide known as the trail of tears that would be similar to the Vietnam memorial that would contain all the names of the Native Americans who died along the trail of tears.
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Future-Father Neo Rococo Movement

21st century American art movement finding roots in Louis XV-era painting and architecture, as well as Trapper Keeper art of the 1980s and 1990's. All paintings include your dad. Generally speaking, the movement is characterized by whimsical images of father/son interactions in romantic settings, nestled amidst floating metal cubes, pegasi made out of fire, and Lamborghinis.
Guy: "I love this painting of George Bush and George Bush eating scones next to the light-bike track. What do you call this?"

Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."

Surprise Bowel Movement 

aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.
"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"

"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."

Roman Empire reconstitution movement

A movement that seeks to reconstitute or reform the Roman empire both in teratorial extent and type of government either by bring the nations of Europe together or conquest. And then to extend it over the rest of the world till it becomes a world government.
He's in the Roman Empire reconstitution movement.

Triad Marriage movement 

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the marriage of three people to each other at the same time and in the same wedding ceremoney.
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Ban religion movement 

A movement that seeks to ban all organized religion because it fucks up society. But it would allow private religion.
John is in the ban religion movement.

Zac Efron hand movement 

A specific hand movement in which you stick you hands out directly to your sides (or a bit higher) with your palm flat and facing the same way you are. This is a movement that Zac Efron uses several times when performing "Just Wanna Be With You" in the third installment of High School Musical.
Thst girl does the Zac Efron hand movement so well, I think I might just marry her.