by Simon15 January 26, 2021
Get the Mortalatedmug. a person who did the impossible
by mista2 April 6, 2020
Get the Ex-mortalmug. The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022
Get the Mortal worldmug. When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'
Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
Guy 2 - what did she say?
Guy 1 'how did you get in here'
Guy 2 - where was she?
Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .
by MRFEZ August 7, 2019
Get the Mortal kombatmug. by Arminkshipper July 12, 2024
Get the Mortalmug. 
Hi Im Mortal and I have no life
by Goopy69420 September 9, 2020
Get the MORTALmug.