Mormons

Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!

Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Mormons

A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.

Hey, Mormons! Ever heard of OVERPOPULATION!?

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Mormon

Of or relating to the Mormons or Church of Jesus Christ and the people of which it adheres to. They are the most lit church in the world like even better than Catholics because they got Studio C and BYU. What does the Catholic Church have? Notre Dame! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Girl: Are you Mormon?
Guy: Yeah

Girl: Nice.

by Crazy Dave 25 March 8, 2017

Mormon

a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!

by jane May 13, 2005

mormon

Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.

Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.

by Kentucky Law Student April 20, 2006

mormon

after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.

hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.

by gallipoli January 16, 2005

Mormon

A person who belongs the Chuch of Jesus Christ of Ltter-day Saints. Most of the inhabitants of Utah. have a three hour church session every sunday execpt for three. They can have soda. They follow a strict diet which calls for not achaol or tabocco. they are asked NOT forced to pay 10% of all of their income to the church. they are also asked NOT told to go on a two year "mission" for the church. The church was restored not founded by Joseph Smith.

I am a mormon. And i am proud of it.

by Jenna Lover April 4, 2005