Monopoly

Really rough and wild sex

Son: "daddy, what were you and mommy doing last night?"
Dad: "we were playing Monopoly"

by Mi dikis hard January 7, 2021

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Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

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Monopoly

It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.

Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

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its just like real life but in game edition you just have to get money from other things and you owe money to other properties

You: wanna play some monopoly
Friend: IV'E PRACTICED FOR THIS IN REAL LIFE

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025

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Monopoly Karen

Someone who, whilst playing Monopoly, gets mad at others for adhering to rules with which they are not familiar.

The bank CAN auction that property if you don’t want to buy it. And I’m going to offer $10 for it. Don’t be a Monopoly Karen just because you don’t know the rules!

by anonymous August 23, 2025

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We need the monopoly of force

Welp... You either have it or you don't...

JOOOOO!!! "Meh! We need the monopoly of force!"

Hym "Ok. Well that's like saying 'I need to be Superman.' Right?"

Ju "I do need to be superman. He would have the monopoly of force."

Hym "Well, if you need to be superman then your, uh, not superman. Superman would already BE superman and, therefore, would not need to be superman."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

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