moist children

what the f*ck are you doing searching for moist children

what's wrong with you, searching for moist children on the internet

by watoot August 22, 2017

twilight moist

vaginal wetness that results from watching a twilight movie or reading a twilight book

my girlfriend blushes allot when she watches those damn twilight movies, those damn vampires get her twilight moist

by spoons12345 August 9, 2010

moist margaret

When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.

Similar to the Wet Willy.

Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"

by weenerbreth October 22, 2013

Moist Dolphin

When your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up balls deep in a sexual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in vaginal squirtation all over the linen and walls.

"Why is the air so humid in here?"
"Molly Moist Dolphin'ed"

by SMAHNZ September 5, 2016

mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018

moist cunt

1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.

3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.

1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt

by BulletProofToast June 5, 2017

Moist Clarity

This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.

"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"

by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023