by watoot August 22, 2017
1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.
3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
2. A totally radical sexmove.
3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
by BulletProofToast June 05, 2017
When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
by Phillip Fox November 11, 2021
This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.
by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023
When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Similar to the Wet Willy.
Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
by weenerbreth October 23, 2013
1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up
2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!
2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!
by Ph_dn_pg_dn_802_ginger March 25, 2022
by your local moist provider May 21, 2018