Under 5 foot unless she’s had baked beans in morning. She often smells like feet and cheese mixed in with her husbands odor of fish. If you don’t wanna get cut out of her life, don’t show her this. On the bright side, she bought her man a PS5 and her brothers a Nintendo switch but we suspect the funds came out of her gambling addiction.
This is PC Clark calling Headquarters. We have a Rumana Mohammed on the loose. I repeat, she’s broken out of her cell.
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and many more
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"nah, lemme check rn"
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