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doesn't matter

Girl's definition: something that really does matter to them but they don't want to bother you with the issue.

James: How are you today
Cheyenne: It doesn't matter *sighs*
James: come on, yes it does
Cheyenne: no it doesn't... *looks down sad*
James: It's important, come on tell me
Cheyenne: Depressed
James: How are you today
Cheyenne: It doesn't matter *sighs*
James: come on, yes it does
Cheyenne: no it doesn't... *looks down sad*
James: It's important, come on tell me
Cheyenne: Depressed
by <3boo<3 November 29, 2014
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Femboys Matter

A phrase that is often mistaken for being sexist or anti-feminism. It does not mean that Femboys Matter more, it means we matter too, and is in-reality, a Pro-Feminist movement.
We are all human beings, and boys and express themselves just like women. So in response to that, Femboys Matter.
by femboysmatter September 14, 2020
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Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.
"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."
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bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"
Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."
by DocCullors August 7, 2012
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Matterhorny

1. In a state of anxious anticipation to ride the Matterhorn roller coaster at Disneyland in California, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.

2. Looking forward to riding the Matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.

NOTE: Due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. Please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.
1. I'm so Matterhorny that when we see that first abominable snowman, I might just burst!

2. Bill's date at Disneyland got him all Matterhorny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. He couldn't wait for that long first ride uphill.
by Dickory May 18, 2008
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matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god
matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming
by matterbate February 23, 2014
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Matter

1.) The substance or substances of which any physical object consists or is composed:
2.)physical or corporeal substance in general, whether solid, liquid, or gaseous, especially as distinguished from incorporeal substance, as spirit or mind, or from qualities, actions, and the like.
the matter of which the earth is made.
by Sexy beast 2001 June 1, 2017
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