When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
Get the the oven mitmug. 1) "Yea I agree shawtyis fine, but she belongs to brick mits over there."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
2) "When the fight was broken up, the stupid squantch-nugget got arrested because he had his brick mits with him."
by Hooded Avenger August 10, 2008
Get the Brick mitsmug. 
by Rockhugger January 27, 2015
Get the Mitsmug. Sanaa: “fuck out my mit bitch fo I slap the bullshit outta you hoe”
Sanaa: “yo breath stink you need to back up out ma mit”
Sanaa: “yo breath stink you need to back up out ma mit”
by Ludidoi March 9, 2019
Get the Mitmug. Hym "Oh geez guys! I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THAT!? THEY MUST BE A GENIUS! 'MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!' says the article. That is brilliant! (It was me by the way I'm the genius)."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the MIT gives AI the ability to 'reason like humans' with hybrid architecture!mug.