MILF

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.

"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

milf

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008

milf

Your mom.

Buuuuurn. #milfjokes

by duderino555 October 26, 2014

milf

Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible

Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.

by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020

MILF

Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol

Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF

by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016

Milf

Wrong website

Look up milf on pornhub

by Lilymitchell March 3, 2020

MILF

A sexy mom!

Hiiro: hey, Aro.. look at that MILF

Aro: Hiiro, don't call that lady that word!

by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020