Midnight Lemonade

When someone urinates on your forehead whilst you slumber

I'm going to make you some midnight lemonade.

by Hollmilk October 9, 2019

midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

by captainthicc May 27, 2020

Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.

I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.

by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014

midnight chick

An ebony skinned woman. A woman that has a dark complexion.

Have you seen that midnight chick? Her skin is like an ebony, so beautiful. She has such clear and smooth skin. Damn.

by noconformity September 14, 2013

midnight stroll

when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy

i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards

by devin123456 January 4, 2020

Midnight Dazzler

When you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her butthole with a feather. When she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. Once she is covered in jizz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell SURPRISE!

Tonight I'm gonna give Lisa the midnight dazzler!

by Sonowa January 24, 2014

Midnight snack

Used to describe a situation where someone will get out of bed in the middle of the night (despite the title, any time between bedtime and sunrise would be considered 'midnight' in this case) in order to have a quick bite to eat. This could be for any reason; the person may be hungry, or not tired, or just really craving a specific item of food. The snack is usually followed with the person immediately returning to bed.

Bill: You ok man?
Dave: Yeah, just couldn't get to sleep last night. I was really hungry for some reason.
Bill: What did you do?
Dave: Went downstairs, had a midnight snack and went back to bed. Felt better and got to sleep.

by WatcherMark May 23, 2019