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middle school

In the US, as of the aughts, middle school is the grade levels 6, 7, and 8. Following the unbridled innocence of elementary school, and predating the jaded contentedness of high school, junior high makes for an awkward middle stage in the development of an adolescent. Many people are just starting to experience hormonal changes and out of their ignorance do not understand what is going on inside them, so they attach their feelings of crumminess and despair to anything from their hair to their shoes to imagined feuds with their teachers. Once teens settle into these changes, they should see that these dilemmas were trivial. This does not explain why so many adults view this period as "Hell itself" in retrospect.
I can't believe my seventh grade science teacher had the audacity to call middle school the worst time of her life! Though that would explain a lot...


JRhiBBY12 is away. "outt w/ ab, cd, ef, mayb gh. ij call me!!"


7THgradeGRL: heyy wats^?
8THgradeisGR8's auto response: "seeing the Love Guru then dinner @ cheesecake factory. cell it<33"


~*~ damien + karissa ~*~ 4/6/08


Karissa: I just love NYC!
Larissa: Isn't it glamorous?!
Karissa: Yeah well it looked that way in "New York Minute"
Larissa: Want to go watch that and compare labias?
Karissa: Hey sure!What?
Larissa: What


Jillian: This project has got me so nerve-wracked!
Larissa: Me too. I haven't slept in, like, three days?
Jillian: I thought that's because you were video chatting with Damien?
Larissa: LOL no that was Karissa?
Jillian: Ahahahaha!
Larissa: Ahahahaha?
Jillian: Ahahahaheheheheheahaahha?
Larissa: I can't stop - I can't breathe?
Jillian: AHhahahaha omg?
Jillian and Larissa: Uncontrollably manic laughter resulting in spasms on the floor
by whowouldusethisname July 7, 2008
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middle school

well middle school or jr. high is good some days and bad other days. boys will finally like girls and girls will like boys. and boys will think they are hot stuff and they tell the girls crap like i had my first boner today hoping they will get in bed with them. middle school is also the time of puberty it sucks balls. o yea bboys want the girls to give them blowjobs all the time. yea and u always get pimples and wish u were dead. and u cant wait till highschool. and they have really crappy teachers. but overall the school work part isnt that hard
middle school is ok..........except preppy people are annoying
by nathanlover April 24, 2006
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middle school

5th grader: I'm going into middle school! :D

Freshman: lol.
by xdarkvEnom November 16, 2013
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middle school

a place where you go from being a semi-normal elementary school kid, to an assface, dickweed, or cool person. Also, the child will listen to shitty music, like All amarican rejects, Fall out Boy, Coldplay, or rap. The administration will beat on these poor childeren and know-nothing teachers will try to shove the poor kid with 5000 word easys for homework, and lie to them. Then they move on to high school, that is even worse.
My middle school is so fucking gay
by Ms. Berner April 29, 2008
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middle school

teacher: welcome to middle school
Boy 1: more like, welcome to hell
Bot 2: same thing!
by EddieVanHalenIzABeast April 13, 2011
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Middle school

Here's what middle school is like in 2015:

The teachers:

1) The fun teacher that everyone likes. Their class is usually the highlight of the day, because they don't take things too seriously.

2) The "meh" teacher that is pretty much neutral in terms of personality.

3) The teacher that acts like a complete douchebag. Gives out an obnoxious amount of homework.

The cliques:

Jocks- Worst clique in school. They carry around the newest iPhone, showing off their wealth even though iPhones are horrible in reality. They listen to top 40 music, no matter how bad it is. They post stupid fucking pictures of themselves on instagram.

Otakus- This group watches anime, reads manga, and is obsessed with Japanese culture. They are surprisingly large in size, and they're either really nice or dicks, no in between. They can be boys or girls.

Ghettos- Kids who smoke weed, act stupid, get into fights and generally do not care about school. They're very loud, which angers teachers, but they just don't give a shit. Usually boys, but they can be girls.

Nerds/gamers- Kids who are tech smart and play league of legends, Pokemon (Yes, it's still a thing) and other games all day when not at school. They can fit into the Otaku group, but don't have to.

Normal kids- Exactly what it sounds like. Kids who don't fit into any category because they're either too busy getting A's or would rather not be classified. Usually they are not very popular, having only a small group of friends or none at all.
Ben: "dude im a beast ive got a swag lol suck a dick fagget."
Jeff: "Middle school is stupid. When will I get out of here?
Gary: "Fuck you Mrs. Evans, school is for gay homosexuals."
6th grader: "These will be the best years of my life, just like principal Douchebag said!"
by Jared49 July 13, 2015
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Middle school

•A place where pubescent children are trapped for 8 hours a day, five days a month, and 9 months at a time.
•Sexual and offensive jokes are exchanged daily. not to mention endless drama over the most pointless shit.
Relationships last about a week on average and then the horny, attention seeking teenagers find a new prey
• it's just a pit of hell where you learn a lot of life lessons and it changes your perspective on the world.
Middle school is the equivalent to satan's asscrack
by Attackonsquareflakes April 15, 2015
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