Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 6, 2020

Mickey Mouse

A mouse that has a life better than mine

Mickey Mouse a mouse that’s a nig

by Thelifemistake September 15, 2020

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 4, 2023

You got Mickey Mouse?

When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang

Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”

Starling: “what??!”

Person A: “Mickey mouse”

Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”

by ohgeeohmy June 22, 2022

mickey mouse copy

A fake or illegal copy of something

I've got a mickey mouse copy of this new game.

by Jono. April 24, 2008

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021