The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.
Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
by Mausoleumgoer November 21, 2024
One of the greatest American heavy metal bands of all time. Frequently seen written on the t-shirts of people who know nothing about Metallica.
Person 1: Nice Metallica shirt, what's your favorite album?
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN
by Jack, yep that one August 23, 2019
by TechLord7973 September 08, 2021
Metallica is my all time favourite metal band
My favourite albums are
1. Kill Em All
2. Ride The Lightning
3. Master Of puppets
4. Black Album
5 .... And Justice For All
My favourite albums are
1. Kill Em All
2. Ride The Lightning
3. Master Of puppets
4. Black Album
5 .... And Justice For All
by UltimateDoge November 08, 2022
by m0mlUv3r December 14, 2021
the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 01, 2020