metallica deranged

someone who’s into really like aggressive music and got mentally ill from metal idk

bob: is jayden okay?
tim: no hes metallica deranged

by m0mlUv3r December 13, 2021

Metallica

The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.

Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."

by Mausoleumgoer November 20, 2024

Metallica

Famous for existing.

Metallica.

by 7568ino May 6, 2024

cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.

Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway

by urbdic7 October 1, 2020

Metallica

One of the greatest American heavy metal bands of all time. Frequently seen written on the t-shirts of people who know nothing about Metallica.

Person 1: Nice Metallica shirt, what's your favorite album?
Person 2: My favorite what?
Person 1: Your favorite album from Metallica.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: The band?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: "EXIT LIGHT?" -plays air guitar-
Person 2: I... think I should go...
Person 1: -walks away backwards- YOU ARE THE UNFORGIVEN

by Jack, yep that one August 23, 2019

Metallica

best band.

Person 1: Who's Metallica?

Person 2: best band.

by killz_ February 28, 2023

Metallica

Metallica: a band only homosexuals listen to.

"I listen to Metallica."
"Oh so you're gay?"

by TechLord7973 September 7, 2021