meeting muse

In a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. The speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. Causes include:

- attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.

The meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. This quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.

Travis: "GAWD I hate going to Slate's meetings."

Troy: "Dude - were you the meeting muse again?"

Travis: "Yes, dammit. I couldn't check email, do Facebook, even look down at my phone. I'm so behind now."

by shelmac April 20, 2009

Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

by orangefizzlebiz February 23, 2009

Melting Snowman

When you nut onto your girls, face giving her a facial. It's the way that your hot, warm froth has covered her face and is dripping off makes her look like she is a snowman that is melting.

Did you hear that he bust his balls onto her face. She ended up looking like a melting snowman.

by SmuckLordSmeagle July 16, 2019

Meeting Zyzz

Meeting Zyzz means to “push past your limits”; Doing so you’re going to either take an ungodly amount of gym supplements, or you’re gonna work very hard. In relation to that you’d be meeting Zyzz, who was debatably the greatest fitness influencer of all time. Who sadly passed away from Heart Failure.

A: “Hey bro, you hitting the gym today?”
B: “Yea, I’m meeting Zyzz”

by Sniggle Snibbleton July 23, 2022

Muff Meeting

1. Lesbian Sex

"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"

by Kimosabi the Wise January 22, 2009

mascara melting

when make-up (often lady's) starts to run down their face due to a build-up of moisture, making an allusion to the wicked witch of the west more than appropriate.

'Man, it's pouring!! What a concert, I'm absolutely drenched. Gotta love outdoor shows! '..."No kidding! Look at the gal in front of ya - there's some SERious mascara melting going on."

by RowJ July 11, 2011

hallway meeting

When people in an office talk business loudly in the middle of the hallway for several minutes or more. It is especially annoying when they could easily go into their nearby office and not distract anyone around them.

I can't get any work done because the big wigs are having a hallway meeting near me. That's why I'm killing time on Urban Dictionary.

by Milhouse 911 March 17, 2014