Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedesemblem.
Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?
by Big wood boat May 09, 2023
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Mercedes Benz

I am Mercedes Benz
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Mercedes Benz

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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Mercedes 240d

The most reliable car ever. You can't argue against that, it is fact. It is also quite slow. The hood badges were stolen often in the 80s.
Yeah, my Mercedes 240d hit 1,000,000 miles yesterday. Still runs great though!
by Car Nerd 9,000 January 22, 2021
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allan mercedes

allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!
allan mercedes slept with you too?! OMG
by for the STREETS September 11, 2020
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Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 27, 2013
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