Manchester Method

A contraceptive method.
The act of swilling out the vaginal canal with Coca-Cola to prevent conception.

Did you use a condom? Nahh, we used the Manchester Method.

by Coffee Drinker August 19, 2017

Manchester

a game invented in Blearwater, Florida. The game involves at least two participants where one participant is to say something definitive, such as: "I will _____, I'm going to ______, I'd _______, I'm tryna ______, etc." Once the participant makes this statement, another participant can say "Manchester," which will then require the first participant to fulfill the statement they had stated within 24 hours (or a specified time frame decided by the participant calling the Manchester). If the original statement is not fulfilled within the given time frame, then the participant who called the Manchester is then enabled to slap the participant who made the original statement, with any level of force decided by the the person doing the slapping. The only way to counteract getting Manchestered is if the participant who made the definitive statement says "Liverpool" IMMEDIATELY AFTER MAKING THE DEFINITIVE STATEMENT. You can't say it before, middle, or during the statement being made.

Person 1: i'm gonna fucking kill myself

Person 2: Manchester

Person 1: fuck

by MEMECHESTER August 15, 2018

Manchka

Manchka is a type of person who is really manly and ignorant. People also love manchkas for having really unique sense of humour.

P1: BROOO, LOOK AT THAT DUUUDE. I think he is manchka. He looks soo manly, he has to be whole lotta manchka shit.
P2: I don't know bro, He doesn't look that manly to me.
P1: Wanna check?

P2: Sure.

by Hacker Odko February 16, 2021

meachel

A person who is an amazing friend to very certain people, hot headed but so very loving. Normally not to great in school, but has a very weird sense of humor that makes their best friends laugh. They are chaotic and so fun to be around, and they can also be very mellow and fun.

oh hey Sarah have you seen Meachel?
Yeah! Meachel is great!

by smaeemo June 5, 2021

barai mecha

1. The act of touching your penis.
2. Fuck off!
3. Go and find something to do.

- You look stupid to me... a lot!
- OK, barai mecha then!

by Ringlas June 20, 2008

EDS mech

Any kind of brace used to keep wobbly joints in place. Usually used by people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, especially the Hypermobility Type (aka Joint Hypermobility). Wrist and knee and elbow braces, ring splints, kinesio-tape or rocktape.

Wobbly af today, need the EDS mech before I drive or my fingers will pop out.
I'd sublux all over the place without my EDS mech.

by EDSgeek December 15, 2016

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith

The impossible act of having sex while being british.

Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

by Stellar255 May 5, 2018