Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017

Mechasm

Mechasm:(Noun) A particularly good feeling brought on by the presence or thought of some of the Mecham Family.
Mechasmic:(Adjective) Having a Mechasm.

"Jane, did you see the Mecham kid the other day?"
"Stop, your making me have a massive Mechasm...^_^!" *Mechasm*

Nathan read this definition, and silently and shamefully... had a Mechasm.

by Stephen Mechasm September 30, 2007

michay

Michay is one of the most amazing friends you could ever have! She has a fighting side a mile wide and loves food. She has many friends but is always close to her true friends. Michay is an amazing girl that could be a model, Even when she is upset she can still light up a room.

Hey michay

oh hey

by itzzmadysen December 13, 2017

Youtube mechanic

A person that is unable to complete any DIY project without first seeing exactly how it is done in an online video.

"If Craig would get rid of his internet connection and quit being a Youtube mechanic he might be able to make some of these repairs himself."

by Gorilla Buster January 26, 2014

satanic mechanic

a grease monkey with a flair for the black arts.

dammit janet well call you a satanic mechanic.....

by therealdealholyfield February 5, 2015

mechanical lobster

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.

"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"

by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005

mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.

I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.

by Eleglac March 9, 2007