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Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.
What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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ow! my most of me!

A phrased used by What's Her Face in Issue 8 of the Teen Girl Squad. Can be used on peaceful message boards, like the one at Snopes.com, to indicate pain.
User #1: And she got whacked in the head by Justin Timberlake.
User #2: "Ow! My most of me!"
by Mustang GT April 15, 2005
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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry
by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010
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To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.
Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!
by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010
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thats not what your mom told me last night

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!
by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005
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even thought the moment passed me by i still can't turn away

And even though the moment passed me by
I still can't turn away
Cuz all the dreams you never thought you'd lose
Got tossed along the way
And letters that you never meant to send
Got lost or thrown away

And now we're grown up orphans
And never knew their names
We don't belong to no one
That's a shame
But you could hide beside me
Maybe for a while
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name

And scars are souvenirs you never lose
The past is never far
Did you lose yourself somewhere out there?
Did you get to be a star?
And don't it make you sad to know that life
Is more than who we are

We grew up way too fast
And now there's nothing to believe
And reruns all become our history
A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio
And I won't tell no one your name
And I won't tell 'em your name
I won't tell em' your name
Oooh, oooh, oooh
I won't tell em' your name
Ow!

I think about you all the time
But I don't need the same
It's lonely where you are
Come back down
And I won't tell 'em your name
by katie April 17, 2005
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Monday left me broken

Monday left me broken is based on a song named Waiting for Love. The Monday left me broken cat first appeared in YouTube Shorts thanks to the YouTubers Arcade Assassin, Kracc Bacc, and Meme Zee. The video was made using the morphing face app Revive.
Me: *casually watching Shorts*
Video: Bro Tiktok isn't that bad.

Video: Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping...
by SlammerGaming0 October 6, 2023
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