straight male with close ties to urban life and vanity. Also has narcistic tendancies and slight homosexual overtones. Also look at: pansy, sissy mary, panty waist, candy ass, fairy
Enrique Iglesias, Dave Beckham and anyone who: wears pink shirts, can't live with themselves if they wear white tube socks, uses the word "coutour", and crosses their legs so their knees touch
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She would never discuss the topic at hand, all she wanted to do is argue, her matronation makes everyone sick.
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A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.
*while on a subway*
Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!
Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!
Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.
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