Velvet Massage

A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand

"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"

by Geoff Normie June 4, 2019

Pity massage

When someone flexes or brags, but in a way that degrades or is negative for them, typically so that others will give them sympathy or attention. The opposite of flex.

Yeah she kept talking about how she sucks at math. She just trying to pity massage on us.

by YouJustGottaLookAtIt September 26, 2018

verbal massage

it’s when you are trying to calm down an angry person with words

I calmed down the angry golfer with a verbal massage

by YEEHAWWWWW August 4, 2019

massager dick

A penis that combined with the right rhythmic movement more easily incites an orgasm by being a length that more directly hits the G-spot in vaginal sex, or the prostate during gay anal sex. And may also cause ejaculation.

Considering how quickly his partner orgasmed and ejaculated at the sex party, he must have that massager dick.

by LeNair Xavier February 25, 2023

YoMa Massage

YoMa Massage
Yoga + Massage

Full body deep tissue massage technique that fuses Eastern & Western Massage Techniques with active and passive yoga stretches.
100% Hands Free
Using weight, balance, and good ergonomics instead of strength to
Working Smarter....not harder.

YoMa Massage:

I just verb the event and jacked my body part....I really need YoMa Massage by Zen Miller

by TheZenInstitute December 8, 2019

mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

popsicle massage

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage

What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?

by hascallrascal October 4, 2017