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viagra martini

when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini
"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."
by liznerd January 15, 2024
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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.
by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021
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polish martini

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.
by friedfisherman July 29, 2023
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Martini

A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.
Chloe: I just lost a bet against Martini. I have to be her slave for a whole month!
Zac: Oh no! I feel so bad! What did she bet you for you to agree? At what game?
Chloe: Umm....she said she would pay for my cookies for two months straight if I won against her in rock, paper, scissors.
Zac: ....
Chloe: ....
by T_star >^< March 18, 2019
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Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.
Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.
by Doent August 25, 2018
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Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019
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