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Martini Fartini

Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.

Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.

He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.

He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.

xoxo - Meep

Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"

Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
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K Martini

Billy Bob had too many K martinis down at the Grizzly Inn last night and slept with an opossum in the back of his Z71
by JJRedneck May 1, 2025
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martini love

When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.
Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!
by insanityvulture April 26, 2015
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Espresso Martini

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW
by solosynth December 13, 2017
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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.
He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.
by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021
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viagra martini

when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini
"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."
by liznerd January 15, 2024
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Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
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